| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #52 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 37 |
| #301 | Bonerdagon necklace | 37 |
| #321 | Boss Bat britches | 43 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #279 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1039 | Crown of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #457 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #849 | badass belt | 62 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #137 | cold nuggets | 18 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #191 | cyborg stompin' boot | 8 |
| #124 | divine blowout | 296 |
| #126 | divine can of silly string | 318 |
| #118 | divine champagne flute | 166 |
| #137 | divine champagne popper | 81 |
| #89 | divine cracker | 171 |
| #117 | divine noisemaker | 331 |
| #1370 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #745 | easter egg balloon | 33 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #180 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 336 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #1490 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #60 | floaty sand | 356 |
| #355 | giant discarded bottlecap | 15 |
| #872 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #216 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 21 |
| #366 | giant pinky ring | 45 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #2692 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #146 | radium-flavored potato chips | 476 |
| #332 | robotronic egg | 76 |
| #1417 | roll of toilet paper | 18 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #552 | shiny ring | 47 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |