| #624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #414 | CRIMBCO scrip | 710 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2458 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1653 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #159 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 598 |
| #175 | Mohawk wig | 74 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #423 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2371 | badass belt | 21 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #258 | black spot | 3 |
| #2231 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #4502 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #275 | bronze breastplate | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #739 | can of Binarrrca | 11 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #574 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 56 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #381 | elven suicide capsule | 34 |
| #1167 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #320 | fudge lily | 16 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #728 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 5 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #206 | magilaser blastercannon | 14 |
| #1000 | marzipan skull | 4 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #209 | mime soul fragment | 15 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #243 | ocarina of space | 9 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #103 | original G | 1,541 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #401 | superheated fudge | 8 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |