| #624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #415 | CRIMBCO scrip | 710 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #159 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 598 |
| #175 | Mohawk wig | 74 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #256 | black spot | 3 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #273 | bronze breastplate | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #734 | can of Binarrrca | 11 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #575 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 56 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #380 | elven suicide capsule | 34 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #320 | fudge lily | 16 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #728 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 5 |
| #1366 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #207 | magilaser blastercannon | 14 |
| #1002 | marzipan skull | 4 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #209 | mime soul fragment | 15 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #242 | ocarina of space | 9 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #104 | original G | 1,541 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #401 | superheated fudge | 8 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |