| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #653 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #50 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 31 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #7 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 205 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #12 | smoldering box | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #107 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 14 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |