| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #713 | 7-ball | 5 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #30 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #272 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #417 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #207 | donated booze | 45 |
| #168 | donated candy | 62 |
| #162 | donated food | 80 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #408 | green clay bead | 18 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1017 | hobo nickel | 28 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #67 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #795 | personalized coffee mug | 14 |
| #480 | pink clay bead | 20 |
| #126 | poppy | 7 |
| #133 | puff of smoke | 4 |
| #250 | purple clay bead | 14 |
| #687 | red class ring | 8 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #146 | stale cheer wine | 4 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #2979 | toast | 3 |
| #61 | toy sixgun | 2 |
| #1809 | useless powder | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #800 | white class ring | 4 |
| #110 | ye olde golde frontes | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |