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| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
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| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #166 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 16 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
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| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
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| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
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| 🥇 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 106 |
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| #17 | orange candygram | 100 |
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| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
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