| #661 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #202 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 47 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #138 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #155 | Bonerdagon necklace | 58 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #234 | Boss Bat britches | 56 |
| #149 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 40 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #570 | Crown of the Goblin King | 44 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #341 | Dolphin King's crown | 13 |
| #241 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 15 |
| #619 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #114 | Ent cider | 130 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #549 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 14 |
| #870 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 16 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #110 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 382 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #333 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 40 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #55 | abominable snowcone | 731 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #98 | asshat | 59 |
| #585 | astronaut pants | 13 |
| #263 | baconstone | 29 |
| #16 | baconstone bracelet | 33 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #542 | badass belt | 87 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #371 | bottle of goofballs | 67 |
| #4834 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #274 | broken cellular phone | 13 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #270 | chaos butterfly | 986 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #785 | disco ball | 25 |
| #225 | easter egg balloon | 80 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #34 | fez of etymology | 13 |
| #145 | flaming mushroom wine | 3 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #230 | giant discarded plastic fork | 39 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #990 | grue egg | 27 |
| #469 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #290 | hamethyst | 27 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #91 | hamethyst necklace | 7 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #177 | little paper umbrella | 580 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #670 | lucky rabbit's foot | 10 |
| #658 | mafia aria | 28 |
| #781 | mariachi pants | 10 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #361 | pail | 34 |
| #255 | pants of the Slug Lord | 15 |
| #110 | papaya | 430 |
| #498 | pasta spoon | 44 |
| #234 | plot hole | 841 |
| #113 | porquoise | 51 |
| #33 | porquoise bracelet | 9 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #148 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #85 | porquoise ring | 3 |
| #141 | probability potion | 738 |
| #146 | procrastination potion | 738 |
| #565 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #870 | saucepan | 26 |
| #462 | seal tooth | 23 |
| #319 | shiny ring | 78 |
| #203 | silver shrimp fork | 11 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #221 | stainless steel scarf | 13 |
| #225 | stainless steel shillelagh | 14 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #228 | stainless steel slacks | 12 |
| #289 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #200 | stainless steel suspenders | 16 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #966 | stolen accordion | 16 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #303 | thin black candle | 807 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #574 | toy jet pack | 13 |
| #580 | toy ray gun | 15 |
| #569 | toy space helmet | 14 |
| #75 | valuable trinket | 1,445 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #260 | white collar | 5 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |