| #51 | ASCII shirt | 76 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #226 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #39 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 52 |
| #34 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 57 |
| #912 | Drowsy Sword | 16 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #41 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 44 |
| #44 | Kiss the Knob apron | 3 |
| #51 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 141 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #813 | M-242 | 5 |
| #48 | Meat detector | 10 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #23 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 15 |
| #42 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 57 |
| #69 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 18 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #12 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 34 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #227 | annoying pitchfork | 12 |
| #17 | ant hoe | 30 |
| #21 | ant pick | 23 |
| #32 | ant pitchfork | 15 |
| #22 | ant rake | 27 |
| #17 | ant sickle | 34 |
| #30 | asbestos apron | 40 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #39 | bat-ass leather jacket | 10 |
| #522 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #53 | blundarrrbus | 9 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #127 | box turtle | 3 |
| #24 | brass stinger | 13 |
| #12 | bronze breastplate | 178 |
| #93 | can of starch | 2 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate spurs | 20 |
| #44 | clockwork trench coat | 2 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #31 | coconut bikini top | 9 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #69 | demonskin jacket | 4 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #84 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 15 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #1012 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #93 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 3 |
| #116 | eye-pod | 5 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| #25 | false eyelashes | 19 |
| #168 | filthy hippy poncho | 3 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #75 | frilly shirt | 9 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #109 | furry green turtle | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #31 | gingham blouse | 10 |
| #140 | goth kid t-shirt | 42 |
| #1246 | grue egg | 21 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #90 | grungy flannel shirt | 9 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #94 | harem girl t-shirt | 13 |
| #1438 | helmet turtle | 5 |
| #57 | hipposkin poncho | 6 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #35 | hypodermic needle | 39 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #127 | knobby helmet turtle | 3 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #45 | lead necklace | 166 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #347 | lucky rabbit's foot | 19 |
| #78 | magnifying glass | 8 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #21 | many-eyed glasses | 56 |
| #33 | meatcar model | 11 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #28 | moonglasses | 17 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #42 | palm-frond cloak | 10 |
| #32 | palm-frond toupee | 15 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #214 | pirate shirt | 9 |
| #704 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #8 | prosthetic forehead | 325 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #112 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 4 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #49 | safety vest | 4 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #97 | sewer turtle | 3 |
| #1047 | shiny ring | 20 |
| #21 | shock collar | 26 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #99 | skeletortoise | 3 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #100 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #761 | sparkler | 5 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #42 | star shirt | 12 |
| #29 | sucky decal | 40 |
| #227 | supportive bra | 10 |
| #31 | targeting chip | 19 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #23 | tiny Mountie hat | 18 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #21 | tiny balloon knife | 18 |
| #24 | tiny knife and fork | 16 |
| #15 | tiny maracas | 23 |
| #40 | tiny shaker of salt | 34 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #13 | tuning fork | 13 |
| #107 | turtle pheromones | 77 |
| #1293 | turtle totem | 8 |
| #55 | tuxedo shirt | 5 |
| #90 | vampire collar | 25 |
| #26 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 48 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |