trclinkscales

RankItemQuantity
#12425-meat staff1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#26264067 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1867Imp Ale1
#209Inndya trading card1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#216MSG1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#988Mohawk wig1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#2658Rock Pops1
#204Roo trading card1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#211Serenity trading card1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#208The Snake trading card1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#69Travoltan trousers1
#2405Valentine1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#228Woldo trading card1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#1061anticheese1
#643asshat1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1849baby killer bee1
#2450baconstone1
#7427badass belt1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#430balaclava1
#632balaclava baklava1
#305balloon helmet1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#2128barrrnacle1
#784batblade1
#1172batgut1
#254beer goggles1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#813black snowcone1
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#665bone rattle1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#141bow staff1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#2707brick1
#696broken cellular phone1
#1268broken skull1
#957bubbly potion1
#1095bum cheek1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#545can of fake snow1
#4784candy cane1
#873casino pass1
#1030cast1
#115chain-mail monokini1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#1063chef's hat1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#969cloudy potion1
#1795clown hammer1
#176coconut bikini top1
#1182coconut shell2
#1139cog1
#777cold ninja mask1
#864cool whip1
#850cornuthaum1
#7custom avatar form1
#1025daisy1
#964dark potion1
#1477defective skull1
#1263dense meat stack1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1628disassembled clover1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#813drab sonata1
#782dried face1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#947effervescent potion1
#871empty blowgun1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#1086eyepatch1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1791fake hand1
#303fez of etymology1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#958fizzy potion1
#905flaregun1
#269floral print shirt1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#66foon of frigidity1
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#428frilly shirt1
#826frilly skirt1
#1456furry fur1
#427furry pants1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#1922ghost cucumber1
#982ghuol ears1
#1350ghuol egg1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#642giant moxie weed1
#1255giant needle1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#210gingham blouse1
#1109glowing red eye1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#769gnoll lips1
#788gnoll teeth1
#949goat cheese pizza1
#94goofily-plumed helmet1
#2658googly eye1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#784gr8ps1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#882green balloon1
#1909green beer1
#841green snowcone1
#5338grue egg1
#870guitar pick1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#1194heavy D1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1877helmet turtle1
#995herbs1
#605hermit permit1
#998hot katana blade1
#201hot stuffing1
#1287hot wing1
#606huge spoon1
#729hypodermic needle1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#426icy-hot katana1
#1828jazz soap1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#1882joybuzzer1
#543jug-o-magicalness1
#908ketchup hound1
#1295lead necklace1
#670leotarrrd1
#1007lihc eye1
#905lihc face1
#437linoleum staff1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#1453loose teeth1
#377los chinos1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#2077mafia aria1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#677maiden wig1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#382maple leaf1
#1299mariachi pants1
#1323marzipan skull1
#983meat paste1
#1042meat stack1
#1204metallic A1
#938milky potion1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#145moxie magnet1
#963moxie weed1
#690mugcake1
#912murky potion1
#858ninja hot pants1
#65ninja pirate zombie robot1
#861orange snowcone1
#1171original G1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1761pail1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1565pasta spoon1
#100pentacorn hat1
#2716pet rock1
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#1171phonics down1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#726pirate pelvis1
#681pirate shirt1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#428plain pizza1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1281plot hole1
#812potted cactus1
#730prosthetic forehead1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#890purple snowcone1
#1506ravioli hat1
#845red snowcone1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#324rusty metal shaft1
#1709saucepan1
#408sausage pizza1
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#1103seal tooth1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#2957shiny ring1
#412shock collar1
#1414skeleton bone1
#788skewer1
#244slingshot1
#1014smart skull1
#942smoky potion1
#475snorkel1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1388spectral pickle1
#1063spices1
#1159spider web1
#822spiked femur1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#1219spooky stick1
#682spork1
#1064spring1
#1057sprocket1
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#133star spatula1
#280star starfish1
#420star sword1
#1825stolen accordion1
#273stone banjo1
#185studded leather boxer shorts1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#175suede shortsword1
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#719suntan lotion of moxiousness1
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#1487support cummerbund1
#593supportive bra1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#928swirly potion1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#1620thin black candle1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#1700tiny house1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#891tires1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#3157toast1
#545tofu casserole1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#478tree skirt1
#1791turtle totem1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#110union scalemail pants1
#728urinal cake1
#1906useless powder1
#1043viking helmet1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#896vorpal blade1
#1099wad of dough1
#586wang1
#903white balloon1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#810white satin pants1
#854white sword1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#1245wolf mask1
#1221wooden block1
#811wooden stakes1
#1736yeti fur1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 421 items total!

what items are this player missing?