| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #171 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #1061 | bar skin | 2 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #472 | beer lens | 3 |
| #533 | black greaves | 2 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #461 | black shield | 3 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #97 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 2 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #1424 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1337 | disco mask | 4 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #298 | nanite-infested eggnog | 15 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #1015 | pasta spoon | 8 |
| #1460 | saucepan | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #460 | wool hat | 2 |