| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #997 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #472 | beer lens | 3 |
| #534 | black greaves | 2 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #462 | black shield | 3 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #4502 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #96 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 2 |
| #454 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #1430 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1341 | disco mask | 4 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1210 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #299 | nanite-infested eggnog | 15 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #1019 | pasta spoon | 8 |
| #1464 | saucepan | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1502 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1484 | thin black candle | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #460 | wool hat | 2 |