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| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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