| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #455 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 13 |
| #500 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 4 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1415 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #70 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 244 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #78 | Dramatic™ range | 22 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #551 | Gnollish flyswatter | 3 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #591 | Meleegra™ pills | 11 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1101 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #375 | Wand of Nagamar | 14 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #370 | astral mushroom | 25 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #673 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #438 | beach glass bead | 5 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #456 | bloody clown pants | 10 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #141 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #671 | bugbear beanie | 5 |
| #790 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #496 | clown shoes | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #800 | dead guy's watch | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #565 | eXtreme scarf | 3 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #620 | eyepatch | 6 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #379 | filthy corduroys | 15 |
| #633 | filthy knitted dread sack | 4 |
| #456 | flaming talons | 11 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #427 | frozen nunchaku | 5 |
| #841 | furry fur | 30 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1265 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #588 | gnatwing | 3 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #583 | goat cheese pizza | 6 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #223 | hair spray | 50 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1502 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #630 | herbs | 10 |
| #618 | infernal insoles | 2 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1440 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #606 | lihc face | 4 |
| #711 | line | 19 |
| #609 | long skinny balloon | 6 |
| #1650 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #213 | munchies pill | 2 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #289 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1681 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #317 | salamander spleen | 32 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #113 | smile-sharpening stone | 2 |
| #295 | snarling wolf shield | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #937 | stone of eXtreme power | 5 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #53 | suede shortsword | 7 |
| #867 | super-spiky hair gel | 23 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #490 | tiny shaker of salt | 5 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |