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| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
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| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #541 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 10 |
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| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
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| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #215 | can of Swiller | 17 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #769 | chef's hat | 4 |
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| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
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| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
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| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #471 | frilly skirt | 6 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
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| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
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| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #641 | killing feather | 54 |
| #167 | knob ka-bobs | 9 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #610 | lead necklace | 10 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #173 | mixed wildflower greens | 5 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #976 | rogue swarmer | 53 |
| #24 | sausage wonton | 15 |
| #468 | sawblade fragment | 71 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #446 | skeleton key | 10 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #354 | thistle wine | 5 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #605 | unstable laser battery | 58 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #355 | witty rapier | 6 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |