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| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
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| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
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| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
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| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
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| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
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| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
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| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
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| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
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| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
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| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
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| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
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| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
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| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #116 | opera mask | 8 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
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| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
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| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1672 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
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| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
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| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8178 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8191 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8062 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4347 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8140 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
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| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
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| #366 | wooden axe | 1 |
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