| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #430 | 30669 scroll | 17 |
| #415 | 33398 scroll | 39 |
| #346 | 334 scroll | 16 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #142 | 4-dimensional guitar | 16 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2316 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #575 | Trollhouse cookies | 38 |
| #608 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #485 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 23 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #384 | antique greaves | 14 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #454 | antique helmet | 10 |
| #326 | antique shield | 20 |
| #318 | antique spear | 22 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #694 | asbestos ore | 6 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #997 | awful poetry journal | 31 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #525 | ballroom blintz | 2 |
| #366 | bar skin | 29 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #619 | bat guano | 8 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #820 | batgut | 9 |
| #141 | battered hubcap | 3 |
| #447 | beer bomb | 31 |
| #319 | beer bong | 6 |
| #481 | beer helmet | 4 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #286 | begpwnia | 5 |
| #531 | bejeweled pledge pin | 4 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #477 | bit-o-cactus | 3 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #927 | black pixel | 2 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #471 | blue pixel | 106 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #166 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 52 |
| #447 | bottle of alcohol | 4 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #130 | bottle of ultravitamins | 5 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #455 | bottle opener belt buckle | 2 |
| #316 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #453 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #541 | briefcase | 4 |
| #223 | broken sword | 17 |
| #359 | bronzed locust | 4 |
| #583 | brown sugar cane | 2 |
| #955 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #384 | cactus fruit | 3 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #386 | can of Red Minotaur | 10 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #76 | can of starch | 3 |
| #225 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2395 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #256 | candied kobold | 12 |
| #940 | candied yams | 9 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #887 | canteen of wine | 22 |
| #214 | carbonated soy milk | 23 |
| #636 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #159 | cardboard wakizashi | 20 |
| #559 | carob chunks | 3 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #501 | centipede eggs | 3 |
| #1177 | chaos butterfly | 20 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1212 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #340 | elven cellocello | 36 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #411 | elven suicide capsule | 33 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #450 | hair spray | 6 |
| #1079 | herringcello | 18 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #647 | knuckle sandwich | 30 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #539 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 5 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #415 | thistle wine | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #659 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 7 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #337 | toast | 3,447 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #652 | unidentified jerky | 2 |
| #1425 | valuable trinket | 21 |
| #549 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 3 |
| #474 | white chocolate chips | 14 |
| #448 | white collar | 2 |
| #669 | white lightning | 7 |
| #685 | white picket fence | 2 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #418 | white satin pants | 6 |
| #293 | white satin shield | 6 |
| #541 | white snake skin | 12 |
| #447 | white sword | 7 |
| #154 | yellow brick road | 8 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2119 | yellow snowcone | 1 |