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#14371-ball1
#14282-ball1
#14553-ball1
#43030669 scroll17
#41533398 scroll39
#347334 scroll16
#14754-ball1
#1424-dimensional guitar16
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#26264067 scroll1
#395668 scroll1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#2231Ancient Saucehelm1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#910Baron von Ratsworth's monocle13
#759Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1014CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2317CRIMBCO scrip1
#2424CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2423CRIMBCOLOAF1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1851Corpse Island iced tea1
#751Crimbo pie1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#575Trollhouse cookies38
#606Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix2
#771Workytime Tea1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#621alphabet gum1
#486amulet of extreme plot significance23
#657ancient Magi-Wipes1
#670ancient protein powder1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#385antique greaves14
#731antique hand mirror1
#454antique helmet10
#327antique shield20
#318antique spear22
#854arrrgyle socks1
#432asbestos apron1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#697asbestos ore6
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#997awful poetry journal31
#1044baconstone7
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#430balaclava1
#632balaclava baklava1
#524ballroom blintz2
#365bar skin29
#367barskin hat1
#621bat guano8
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#819batgut9
#141battered hubcap3
#449beer bomb31
#320beer bong6
#483beer helmet4
#117beer-a-pult1
#787beertini1
#286begpwnia5
#532bejeweled pledge pin4
#346big bad voodoo mask1
#478bit-o-cactus3
#510black eyedrops1
#577black pepper1
#929black pixel2
#667black shield1
#851black snake skin1
#892blackberry1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#475blue pixel106
#878blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#954bottle of Blank-Out1
#166bottle of Monsieur Bubble52
#448bottle of alcohol4
#465bottle of antifreeze2
#265bottle of realpagne1
#1586bottle of rum1
#1369bottle of tequila1
#130bottle of ultravitamins5
#1506bottle of whiskey1
#455bottle opener belt buckle2
#318bottled inspiration1
#1335boxed wine1
#454brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#541briefcase4
#223broken sword17
#359bronzed locust4
#582brown sugar cane2
#956bubbly potion1
#938bunch of bananas1
#384cactus fruit3
#2152can of CRIMBCOLA1
#352can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#387can of Red Minotaur10
#554can of Swiller1
#957can of spinach1
#76can of starch3
#226can-can-in-a-can1
#2395can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#258candied kobold12
#943candied yams9
#4787candy cane1
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#886canteen of wine22
#214carbonated soy milk23
#634carbonated water lily1
#159cardboard wakizashi20
#558carob chunks3
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#501centipede eggs3
#1178chaos butterfly20
#1752circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1214corpse on the beach3
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#343elven cellocello36
#1032elven moonshine6
#1396elven socks1
#412elven suicide capsule33
#151floaty gravel1
#416floaty pebbles1
#987floaty sand1
#1750gingerbread bugbear8
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#451hair spray6
#1081herringcello18
#1886irradiated candy cane3
#734jawbruiser4
#647knuckle sandwich30
#627licorice garrote4
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#845nanite-infested eggnog6
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#540orange and black Crimboween candy5
#1215paperclip1
#103paperclip cape1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#1023portable photocopier1
#2036pretty flower1
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#111spooky pirate skeleton13
#1728square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#415thistle wine3
🥇time sleigh1
#657tiny bottle of absinthe7
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#4540tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8208tiny plastic angry goat1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8122tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4474tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8091tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6236tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#4595tiny plastic hermit1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8065tiny plastic killer bee1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8107tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4343tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4463tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#339toast3,447
#2298tofurkey gravy2
#2294tofurkey leg2
#2209toy jet pack1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#651unidentified jerky2
#1426valuable trinket21
#550white chocolate and tomato pizza3
#474white chocolate chips14
#448white collar2
#670white lightning7
#685white picket fence2
#1025white pixel1
#418white satin pants6
#292white satin shield6
#541white snake skin12
#446white sword7
#156yellow brick road8
#1379yellow candy heart1
#2118yellow snowcone1

Wow, that's 4,595 items total!

what items are this player missing?