| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #876 | Angry Farmer candy | 50 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #234 | Cold Hots candy | 39 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #258 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 210 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #267 | Rock Pops | 190 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #307 | Senior Mints | 20 |
| #112 | Sugar Cog | 28 |
| #385 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 135 |
| #1258 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #35 | Trollhouse cookies | 2,041 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #551 | Valentine | 45 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #304 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 45 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #321 | Yummy Tummy bean | 660 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #208 | candied kobold | 15 |
| #813 | candy cane | 45 |
| #252 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #316 | dwarf bread | 13 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #1676 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #90 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 3,994 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #702 | mafia aria | 25 |
| #213 | marzipan skull | 77 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #464 | oyster basket | 9 |
| #977 | pail | 7 |
| #18 | papaya | 7,594 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #7 | phat turquoise bead | 5,021 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #547 | piece of wedding cake | 8 |
| #59 | pixellated candy heart | 360 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #282 | pretty bouquet | 8 |
| #1341 | pretty flower | 8 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1205 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #1114 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #226 | sugar-coated pine cone | 12 |
| #576 | support cummerbund | 10 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #564 | ten-leaf clover | 14 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #22 | windchimes | 1,184 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |