| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #876 | Angry Farmer candy | 50 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #235 | Cold Hots candy | 39 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1508 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #258 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 210 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #268 | Rock Pops | 190 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #308 | Senior Mints | 20 |
| #113 | Sugar Cog | 28 |
| #386 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 135 |
| #1256 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #35 | Trollhouse cookies | 2,041 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #551 | Valentine | 45 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #308 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 45 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #321 | Yummy Tummy bean | 660 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #210 | candied kobold | 15 |
| #815 | candy cane | 45 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #318 | dwarf bread | 13 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #1675 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #90 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 3,994 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #702 | mafia aria | 25 |
| #213 | marzipan skull | 77 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #465 | oyster basket | 9 |
| #979 | pail | 7 |
| #18 | papaya | 7,594 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #7 | phat turquoise bead | 5,021 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #548 | piece of wedding cake | 8 |
| #60 | pixellated candy heart | 360 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #284 | pretty bouquet | 8 |
| #1346 | pretty flower | 8 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1204 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #226 | sugar-coated pine cone | 12 |
| #576 | support cummerbund | 10 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #567 | ten-leaf clover | 14 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #22 | windchimes | 1,184 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |