| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2092 | Valentine | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1716 | baconstone | 3 |
| #2624 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #71 | chain-mail monokini | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #177 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1246 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #649 | daisy | 2 |
| #1424 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #2468 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1013 | doll house | 3 |
| #1608 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2159 | golden ring | 32 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #978 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1969 | killing feather | 20 |
| #736 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #3076 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1088 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #951 | robotronic egg | 29 |
| #2055 | rogue swarmer | 26 |
| #1274 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1290 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1076 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2220 | sawblade fragment | 17 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #4856 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #3371 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #1829 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2251 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #3342 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3592 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2841 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3099 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3607 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3822 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2571 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #4629 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4405 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #2564 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #4255 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2305 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2530 | unstable laser battery | 10 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1158 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |