| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Juice | 16 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |