| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #422 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 48 |
| #409 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 8 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #108 | Valentine | 565 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #883 | blood flower | 5 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #529 | can of Red Minotaur | 6 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #355 | iron pasta spoon | 18 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #178 | mafia aria | 136 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #94 | penguin skin | 2,213 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #279 | scroll of pasta summoning | 54 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #266 | support cummerbund | 29 |
| #62 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #133 | yeti fur | 2,455 |
| #294 | zombie pineal gland | 15 |