| #1124 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #604 | black candy heart | 7 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #1055 | brick | 27 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1442 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #593 | cymbal syrup | 3 |
| #1165 | defective skull | 6 |
| #871 | encoder ring | 7 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1472 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1166 | jazz soap | 12 |
| #1248 | joybuzzer | 11 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #5 | loaded serum blowgun | 987 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1138 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 14 |
| #566 | mood ring | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1161 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 9 |
| #1149 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 14 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1466 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1334 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #1364 | wind-up chattering teeth | 10 |
| #902 | x-ray specs | 12 |
| #1622 | yellow snowcone | 5 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |