| #3372 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #64 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 50 |
| #647 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #249 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #758 | Feynman gate | 11 |
| #203 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 48 |
| #506 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 11 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #298 | atomic vector plotter | 12 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #593 | capacitor relay | 17 |
| #336 | carbon nanotube frame | 36 |
| #754 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #1382 | disturbing fanfic | 9 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #993 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #189 | ion grid | 77 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #243 | logic synthesizer | 51 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #247 | prehistoric spear | 15 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #672 | ridiculously huge sword | 9 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #461 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 8 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #473 | super-spiky hair gel | 136 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |