| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #27 | AutumnFest ale | 24 |
| #46 | BROS Energy Drink | 11 |
| #203 | Blatantly Canadian | 15 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #19 | Boris's beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #264 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #138 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 5 |
| #734 | Cloaca-Cola | 32 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #138 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 5 |
| #225 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #52 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 40 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #186 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 423 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #290 | Elf Guard MPC | 3 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #636 | Imp Ale | 178 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #336 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 41 |
| #85 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 114 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #108 | Monstar energy beverage | 117 |
| #78 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #146 | Mountain Stream soda | 291 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #169 | Nardz energy beverage | 4 |
| #72 | Purple Beast energy drink | 3 |
| #89 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 17 |
| #382 | Supernova Champagne | 9 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #450 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 7 |
| #239 | Typical Tavern swill | 24 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #385 | beer bomb | 49 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #18 | black cherry soda | 203 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #215 | boxed champagne | 7 |
| #666 | bubbly potion | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #62 | can of Red Minotaur | 95 |
| #469 | can of Swiller | 2 |
| #25 | carbonated soy milk | 351 |
| #238 | carbonated water lily | 23 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #17 | creepy ginger ale | 117 |
| #353 | cup of primitive beer | 3 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #522 | divine champagne flute | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #645 | effervescent potion | 7 |
| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #31 | fizzing spore pod | 11 |
| #704 | fizzy potion | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #80 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #87 | fountain 'soda' | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #417 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #156 | glass of bourbon | 2 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #52 | hot spore pod | 1 |
| #70 | ice porter | 3 |
| #988 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 32 |
| #457 | ice-cold Willer | 93 |
| #204 | imp air | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #48 | natural fennel soda | 141 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #152 | one pill | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #101 | paisley spore pod | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #86 | party beer bomb | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #801 | pool cue | 3 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #46 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #120 | throwing fork | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #163 | tonic water | 6 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #220 | whiskey and cola | 10 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |