| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #331 | Goodfella contract | 106 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #581 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #159 | banana | 47 |
| #500 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #449 | candy stake | 13 |
| #145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #280 | evil googly eye | 15 |
| #496 | evil teddy bear | 27 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1138 | fire | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #597 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1200 | possessed top | 4 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1813 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #257 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #228 | spooky eggnog | 19 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #736 | spooky length of string | 13 |
| #345 | stick | 8 |
| #454 | stringy sinew | 21 |
| #2343 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #929 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #348 | tooth | 11 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #499 | toy crazy train | 18 |
| #496 | toy mercenary | 13 |
| #441 | toy ray gun | 22 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #952 | tree-eating kite | 25 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #442 | wang | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #597 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #767 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #219 | worthless trinket | 27 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |