| #505 | Amulet of Yendor | 40 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #248 | Angry Farmer candy | 567 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #182 | Cloaca-Cola | 222 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #292 | Crimboween memo | 30 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | Dark Jill-O-Lantern | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #874 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #4 | March hat | 4 |
| #55 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 587 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #201 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 24 |
| #1101 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #615 | abominable snowcone | 13 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #727 | awful poetry journal | 73 |
| #1204 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #18 | bad penguin egg | 4 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #452 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #180 | blood flower | 61 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #11 | bottled green pixie | 3 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #974 | brick | 32 |
| #543 | brine | 36 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #644 | candy cane | 56 |
| #380 | chaos butterfly | 547 |
| #737 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #274 | golden ring | 80 |
| #248 | googly eye | 58 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #235 | ice-cold Willer | 246 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #179 | kite | 45 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #5 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 2 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #4 | personal raindrop | 2 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #800 | saucepan | 32 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #460 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #151 | toy wheel | 55 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #619 | white picket fence | 3 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #564 | yellow snowcone | 60 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |