| #505 | Amulet of Yendor | 40 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #250 | Angry Farmer candy | 567 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #183 | Cloaca-Cola | 222 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #46 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #292 | Crimboween memo | 30 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | Dark Jill-O-Lantern | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #875 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #4 | March hat | 4 |
| #60 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 587 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #201 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 24 |
| #1099 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #615 | abominable snowcone | 13 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #727 | awful poetry journal | 73 |
| #1205 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #17 | bad penguin egg | 4 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #935 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #452 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #180 | blood flower | 61 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #12 | bottled green pixie | 3 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #972 | brick | 32 |
| #543 | brine | 36 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #646 | candy cane | 56 |
| #380 | chaos butterfly | 547 |
| #736 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #274 | golden ring | 80 |
| #251 | googly eye | 58 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #235 | ice-cold Willer | 246 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #179 | kite | 45 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #5 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 2 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #4 | personal raindrop | 2 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #802 | saucepan | 32 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #462 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #151 | toy wheel | 55 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #618 | white picket fence | 3 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #562 | yellow snowcone | 60 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |