| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #914 | Mountain Stream soda | 2 |
| #328 | Ram's Face Lager | 88 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #230 | bean burrito | 2 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #149 | catgut taco | 2 |
| #654 | chorizo taco | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1542 | fake hand | 3 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #124 | goat cheese taco | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #240 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 25 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #1511 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1553 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #150 | jumping bean burrito | 2 |
| #86 | jumping bean taco | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #442 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #150 | pr0n taco | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #154 | royal jelly taco | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #469 | soda water | 2 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #111 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #763 | taco shell | 2 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #729 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #991 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #868 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 20 |
| #603 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 27 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #884 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 20 |
| #784 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #959 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 19 |
| #854 | tiny plastic killer bee | 20 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #624 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 27 |
| #1298 | tiny plastic mosquito | 14 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #826 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 21 |
| #433 | tiny plastic sauceror | 10 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #603 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 27 |
| #949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 19 |
| #695 | tiny plastic star starfish | 24 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #449 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 10 |
| #82 | tofu taco | 2 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |