gonepostal

RankItemQuantity
#4Apathargic Bandersnatch6
#8Bag o' Tricks5
#15Clan VIP Lounge invitation4
#7Clan pool table2
#1369Cloaca grenade4
#943Cloaca-Cola c-rations2
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#13Comma Chameleon egg4
#8Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.6
#12Crimbo hat1
#8Crimbo pants1
#46Crimbo stocking2
#11Crimbo sword1
#6Dark Jill-O-Lantern1
#773Dyspepsi grenade12
#903Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#7Elvish sunglasses5
#4Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel1
#6Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form5
#4Great Ball of Frozen Fire5
#13Hanukkimbo dreidl3
#43Jekyllin hide belt1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#24Libram of Candy Heart Summoning3
#4Libram of Divine Favors5
#7Libram of Love Songs6
#6Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir1
#4March hat4
#7Mayflower bouquet5
#6McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning4
#417Mob Penguin cellular phone49
#203Mob Penguin protection contract20
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#5Mr. Container1
#326Mr. Mediocrebar168
#34Ms. Accessory1
#518Rock Pops103
#7Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome6
#8Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts7
#61Time Juice8
#7Tome of Snowcone Summoning4
#7Tome of Sugar Shummoning5
#4Travoltan trousers4
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
🥉V for Vivala mask5
#648Valentine30
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#331Yummy Tummy bean639
#173abominable snowcone111
#438annoying pitchfork6
#7astral badger4
#230astronaut ice-cream2
#11bad penguin egg5
#7427badass belt1
#133badger badge1
#583beertini2
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#151blood of the Wereseal6
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#5bottle-rocket crossbow5
#4bottled green pixie5
#276bow2
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#2740box of sunshine35
#377broken cellular phone7
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#534calle de miel1
🥉calm attention-deficit demon2
#545can of fake snow1
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#1299candy cane25
#7candy cornucopia6
🥈class five ecto-larva5
🥈container of Spooky Putty6
#8cotton candy cocoon7
🥉crimbo elfling1
#7custom avatar form1
#8dandy lion cub4
#4deflated inflatable dodecapede2
#35dental pliers2
#30doppelshifter egg1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1838eggnog4
#5emo roe1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#5floaty stone sphere5
#731frozen nunchaku1
#169fruitcake130
#56gazing shoes1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#2477gingerbread bugbear4
#5haiku katana6
🥉hand turkey outline1
#508hill of beans23
#8homeless hobo spirit3
#62ice sickle1
#8iceberglet3
#49imitation nice watch2
#7jewel-eyed wizard hat4
#8jitterbug larva1
#474kneecapping stick27
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#5little box of fireworks6
#455little paper umbrella104
#5llama lama cria7
#325mafia aria79
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#199menorette1
#22miniature gravy-covered maypole1
🥉miniscule temporal rip4
🥈naughty origami kit6
🥈navel ring of navel gazing5
#12nervous tick egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#630off-white striped oyster egg4
#6origami riding crop1
#4orphan baby yeti1
#242oyster basket20
#6packet of mayfly bait5
🥉passed-out psychedelic bear2
#70penguin-smacking club1
#12personal raindrop1
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#974piece of wedding cake2
🥉pilgrim shield5
#501pixellated candy heart26
#5plastic pumpkin bucket5
#685puce paisley oyster egg4
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#24pygmy bugbear shaman1
#103rainbow tie1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#26roll in the hay720
#10rose-colored glasses1
#117salty dog672
#4sane hatrack6
#163scroll of pasta summoning100
#146severed rocking horse head3
🥉siesta-ing Casagnova gnome3
🥉silk garter snake1
#359spectral pickle37
#4spooky rattling cigar box9
#8squamous polyp4
#13sweet nutcracker2
#220third-hand nunchaku1
#7tiny costume wardrobe5
#1654tiny plastic Cheshire bat11
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#1664tiny plastic angry goat11
#2008tiny plastic baby gravy fairy9
#1516tiny plastic barrrnacle12
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1644tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball11
#1502tiny plastic cocoabo12
#1658tiny plastic coffee pixie11
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#1530tiny plastic fuzzy dice12
#2521tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#2878tiny plastic ghuol whelp6
#2484tiny plastic grue7
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#2048tiny plastic howling balloon monkey9
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#1812tiny plastic leprechaun10
#1636tiny plastic levitating potato11
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#1799tiny plastic pastamancer3
#2039tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime9
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2272tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton8
#1386tiny plastic stab bat13
#3348tiny plastic star starfish5
#60tiny plastic sword2
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
🥉unemployed hunchbacked minion3
🥉uniclops egg2
#6unwound cymbal-playing monkey2
#58velvet choker1
#1642vinegar1
#24wax lips1
#792white Canadian1
#550white chocolate and tomato pizza3
#4wizard action figure5
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#8yuletide troll chrysalis5
#756zombie pineal gland6

Wow, that's 3,755 items total!

what items are this player missing?