| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1987 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2862 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #653 | baseball | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #371 | blue snowcone | 31 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1436 | chaos butterfly | 6 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1277 | disassembled clover | 5 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #193 | disintegrating sheet music | 25 |
| #731 | dry noodles | 20 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1542 | fake hand | 3 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #938 | frigid ninja stars | 4 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #346 | green snowcone | 41 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #222 | hot nuggets | 8 |
| #194 | hot wad | 30 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1015 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #726 | meat vortex | 14 |
| #849 | orange candy heart | 6 |
| #405 | orange snowcone | 30 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1049 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #477 | pitchfork | 2 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #570 | purple snowcone | 10 |
| #436 | ram horns | 3 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #327 | red snowcone | 53 |
| #184 | rhesus monkey | 4 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #621 | skeleton key | 5 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #422 | star hat | 2 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #183 | stench nuggets | 11 |
| #179 | stench wad | 43 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #515 | ten-leaf clover | 19 |
| #1540 | thin black candle | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #299 | twinkly nuggets | 20 |
| #236 | twinkly powder | 22 |
| #400 | twinkly wad | 273 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1809 | useless powder | 2 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #931 | wussiness potion | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1185 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |