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RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#1411Crimboween memo6
#1020Daffy Taffy23
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#1319Senior Mints1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#669Sugar Cog1
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#622alphabet gum1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#769aspirin1
#4406badass belt7
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#430balaclava1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#1141candied kobold1
#746candy cane49
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1795clown hammer1
#176coconut bikini top1
#777cold ninja mask1
#850cornuthaum1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#72dusty animal jawbone4
#305dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra1
#295dusty fifth caudal vertebra1
#316dusty fifth cervical vertebra1
#150dusty first caudal vertebra3
#303dusty first cervical vertebra1
#284dusty first lumbar vertebra1
#323dusty first thoracic vertebra1
#303dusty fourth cervical vertebra1
#144dusty fourth lumbar vertebra3
#283dusty left eighth rib1
#303dusty left eleventh rib1
#307dusty left femur1
#286dusty left fibula1
#296dusty left fourth front claw1
#312dusty left fourth rear claw1
#294dusty left fourth rib1
#305dusty left humerus1
#200dusty left second front claw2
#300dusty left second rear claw1
#296dusty left second rib1
#309dusty left seventh rib1
#278dusty left sixth rib1
#322dusty left tenth rib1
#306dusty left third rib1
#308dusty left twelfth rib1
#296dusty left ulna1
#299dusty right clavicle1
#310dusty right eighth rib1
#301dusty right femur1
#309dusty right fibula1
#296dusty right first rear claw1
#288dusty right first rib1
#177dusty right fourth front claw2
#208dusty right humerus2
#306dusty right kneecap1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#288dusty right radius1
#186dusty right scapula2
#292dusty right second front claw1
#197dusty right second rear claw2
#296dusty right seventh rib1
#137dusty right third front claw3
#294dusty right third rib1
#308dusty right thumb1
#292dusty right tibia1
#196dusty right twelfth rib2
#194dusty right ulna2
#136dusty second caudal vertebra3
#288dusty second cervical vertebra1
#305dusty second lumbar vertebra1
#296dusty second thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty seventh caudal vertebra1
#205dusty seventh cervical vertebra2
#135dusty sixth cervical vertebra3
#314dusty sixth lumbar vertebra1
#287dusty tenth caudal vertebra1
#301dusty tenth thoracic vertebra1
#184dusty third caudal vertebra2
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#145dusty third thoracic vertebra3
#1281dwarf bread1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#490eggnog36
#1693evil teddy bear4
#1086eyepatch1
#992fancy but probably evil chocolate7
#2035fancy dress ball2
#1000filthy corduroys1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#431foie gras1
#428frilly shirt1
#424fruitcake52
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#537gingerbread bugbear44
#210gingham blouse1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#373henna tattoo1
#601high-resistance ultrapolymer plating4
#161hippo whip1
#426icy-hot katana1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1471ion grid3
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#1416logic synthesizer3
#377los chinos1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#836maple syrup1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#858ninja hot pants1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#1713possessed top2
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1321spooky toy wheel2
#884stick-on-a-string3
#2261string of blue beads1
#1931stringy sinew1
#6296stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#6271stuffed angry cow4
#7014stuffed astral badger3
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#4810stuffed cocoabo7
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#4962stuffed flaming gravy fairy7
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#5752stuffed hand turkey5
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#5355stuffed sleazy gravy fairy6
#6909stuffed snowy owl3
#4954stuffed spooky gravy fairy7
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#5299stuffed stinky gravy fairy6
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#424stuffed zmobie2
#593supportive bra1
#964swashbuckling pants1
🥇time sleigh1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1269toothsome rock6
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1789tree-eating kite8
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#896vorpal blade1
#581wheel6
#810white satin pants1
#1079wolf mask2
#2204yo1

Wow, that's 581 items total!

what items are this player missing?