| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1491 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #569 | Goodfella contract | 23 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #375 | Wand of Nagamar | 14 |
| #213 | ancient spice | 11 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #67 | arse-a'fire elixir | 3 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #886 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 11 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #74 | cosmic lemonade | 2 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #549 | evil googly eye | 8 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #208 | heart-shaped balloon | 88 |
| #953 | hot wing | 11 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #83 | powdered toad horn | 4 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #955 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #18 | sea cowbell | 20 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #444 | sewer nuggets | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1095 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #539 | stuffed angry cow | 80 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |