| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 60 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |