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| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #324 | Crimbo Credit | 15 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #76 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 6 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #167 | bit of clingfilm | 23 |
| #737 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #84 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #944 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #531 | canteen of wine | 50 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #82 | chunk of rock salt | 140 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #87 | crappy brain | 106 |
| #205 | dense meat stack | 3,030 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #264 | divine champagne popper | 15 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #391 | elven limbos gingerbread | 34 |
| #438 | elven moonshine | 25 |
| #280 | elven socks | 16 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #446 | fat stacks of cash | 17 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #479 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #10 | gatorskin umbrella | 140 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #159 | good brain | 227 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #271 | gray bow tie | 25 |
| #739 | green beer | 14 |
| #1851 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #1138 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #808 | hobo nickel | 123 |
| #497 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #507 | knuckle sandwich | 44 |
| #384 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #54 | lotion of coldness | 35 |
| #56 | lotion of hotness | 38 |
| #61 | lotion of sleaziness | 30 |
| #61 | lotion of spookiness | 30 |
| #57 | lotion of stench | 30 |
| #133 | lump of coal | 5 |
| #312 | lump of diamond | 8 |
| #259 | meat stack | 178 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #417 | patent leather shoes | 16 |
| #349 | penguin thesaurus | 20 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #548 | roll of toilet paper | 142 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #28 | sewer wad | 140 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2410 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #611 | tofurkey gravy | 14 |
| #646 | tofurkey leg | 13 |
| #21 | unfortunate dumplings | 40 |
| #693 | unstable DNA | 70 |