| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #204 | Crimbo Credit | 53 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbo salad | 8 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #391 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #281 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 3 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #473 | Crimbuck | 2,123 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #917 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2384 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #224 | flask of tainted mining oil | 13 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #125 | nugget of Crimbonium | 32 |
| #205 | peppermint tailings | 84 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6986 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |