| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #124 | Imp Ale | 2,000 |
| #69 | Knob Goblin spatula | 660 |
| #43 | Knob Goblin steroids | 515 |
| #13 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 631 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #285 | atomic vector plotter | 13 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #599 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 3 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #255 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #14 | bubblewrap crossbow | 16 |
| #9 | cardboard crossbow | 56 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #107 | demon skin | 178 |
| #68 | diamond-studded cane | 162 |
| #980 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #414 | evil teddy bear | 34 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #379 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #93 | hot wing | 1,231 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #139 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 33 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #338 | pet rock | 22 |
| #867 | porquoise | 8 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #533 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 15 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #369 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 10 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #47 | snarling wolf shield | 36 |
| #162 | spooky felt | 62 |
| #203 | spooky length of string | 62 |
| #114 | spooky stuffing | 64 |
| #594 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #6 | styrofoam crossbow | 18 |
| #179 | sub-molecular interocitor | 20 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #676 | tree-eating kite | 43 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #208 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 58 |
| #443 | yeti fur | 284 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |