| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #160 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 3 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #273 | antique greaves | 29 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #743 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #605 | antique spear | 5 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #387 | astronaut pants | 22 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #603 | dehydrated caviar | 2 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #22 | olive stir-fry | 21 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #40 | pr0n stir-fry | 15 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #175 | star buckler | 2 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #170 | star pants | 2 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #170 | star starfish | 2 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #592 | stringy sinew | 15 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #55 | sunken chest | 348 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #997 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #1131 | tree-eating kite | 19 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |