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| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #612 | Bash-Ås boxtop | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| š„ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
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| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3010 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #66 | big glob of skin | 3 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #638 | blackberry | 5 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| š„ | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #151 | boulder | 15 |
| #1369 | chaos butterfly | 9 |
| #26 | cheap plastic blowgun | 16 |
| š„ | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #47 | crusty hula hoop | 10 |
| š„ | detour shield | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #239 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 218 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #1300 | furry fur | 3 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #351 | green clay bead | 25 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #940 | heavy D | 7 |
| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| š„ | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #474 | hobo nickel | 509 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1356 | loose teeth | 2 |
| #243 | memory of a C | 3 |
| #238 | memory of a G | 3 |
| #218 | memory of an A | 4 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #16 | out-of-tune biwa | 59 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #273 | radium-flavored potato chips | 201 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #134 | raisin | 4 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| š„ | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #25 | squirmy violent party snack | 4 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
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| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
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| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #856 | white class ring | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #250 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 196 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #320 | wumpus hair | 4 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |
| š„ | yield shield | 1 |