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| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
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| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
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| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
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| #66 | big glob of skin | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
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| #639 | blackberry | 5 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #150 | boulder | 15 |
| #1367 | chaos butterfly | 9 |
| #26 | cheap plastic blowgun | 16 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
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| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
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| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #239 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 218 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
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| #1302 | furry fur | 3 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #345 | green clay bead | 25 |
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| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #476 | hobo nickel | 509 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #218 | memory of an A | 4 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #16 | out-of-tune biwa | 59 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #272 | radium-flavored potato chips | 201 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #133 | raisin | 4 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
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| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
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| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
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| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #250 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 196 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
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| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |
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