| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #264 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 9 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1173 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #509 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #347 | Knob Goblin love potion | 35 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #22 | Mylar balloon | 37 |
| #16 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 72 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #5 | Venus flytrap | 319 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #2994 | badass belt | 15 |
| #160 | ballroom blintz | 42 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #401 | black pixel | 50 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #4675 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #119 | can of Swiller | 45 |
| #677 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 13 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #165 | daisy | 39 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #204 | eyepatch | 46 |
| #336 | fancy bath salts | 36 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #179 | flute of flat champagne | 78 |
| #257 | gauze garter | 48 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #239 | goat cheese pizza | 45 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #159 | heart-shaped balloon | 101 |
| #1138 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #167 | hot wad | 44 |
| #934 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 39 |
| #815 | jar of swamp gas | 15 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #16 | magnetic field | 2 |
| #509 | meat paste | 41 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #467 | pink candy heart | 37 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #49 | potted fern | 35 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #490 | ravioli hat | 43 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #161 | red balloon | 2 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #190 | skeleton key | 43 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #80 | sleaze nuggets | 47 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #752 | spooky mushroom | 49 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #677 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #720 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #795 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #3474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3750 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2974 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #3262 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3220 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #87 | stuffed ninja snowman | 100 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3091 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3457 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3403 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3545 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3387 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1103 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #46 | tulip | 33 |
| #704 | turtle totem | 38 |
| #1054 | valuable trinket | 46 |
| #437 | yellow candy heart | 74 |