| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #264 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 9 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #345 | Knob Goblin love potion | 35 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #22 | Mylar balloon | 37 |
| #16 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 72 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #5 | Venus flytrap | 319 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #160 | ballroom blintz | 42 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #401 | black pixel | 50 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #119 | can of Swiller | 45 |
| #675 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 13 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #165 | daisy | 39 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #201 | eyepatch | 46 |
| #334 | fancy bath salts | 36 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #177 | flute of flat champagne | 78 |
| #257 | gauze garter | 48 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #239 | goat cheese pizza | 45 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #159 | heart-shaped balloon | 101 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #168 | hot wad | 44 |
| #932 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 39 |
| #815 | jar of swamp gas | 15 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #16 | magnetic field | 2 |
| #507 | meat paste | 41 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #469 | pink candy heart | 37 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #49 | potted fern | 35 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #486 | ravioli hat | 43 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #160 | red balloon | 2 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #190 | skeleton key | 43 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #80 | sleaze nuggets | 47 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #754 | spooky mushroom | 49 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #678 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #721 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #796 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3412 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #86 | stuffed ninja snowman | 100 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #47 | tulip | 33 |
| #701 | turtle totem | 38 |
| #1055 | valuable trinket | 46 |
| #438 | yellow candy heart | 74 |