| #454 | Blatantly Canadian | 3 |
| #166 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 66 |
| #324 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #244 | Cloaca grenade | 70 |
| #670 | Daffy Taffy | 42 |
| #366 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #150 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 79 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1521 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 10 |
| #190 | Elfin shortbread | 5 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #143 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 84 |
| #214 | Knoll shroomkabob | 7 |
| #139 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 81 |
| #238 | Manetwich | 3 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #661 | Mountain Stream soda | 10 |
| #1232 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 32 |
| #722 | Ram's Face Lager | 6 |
| #229 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 5 |
| #1284 | Rock Pops | 31 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #218 | Spam Witch sammich | 220 |
| #117 | Trollhouse cookies | 520 |
| #1342 | Valentine | 9 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1015 | Yummy Tummy bean | 160 |
| #584 | abominable snowcone | 14 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #404 | bag of Cheat-Os | 17 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #544 | balaclava baklava | 2 |
| #228 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #462 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1212 | box of sunshine | 175 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #619 | candy brain | 3 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #236 | cardboard wakizashi | 11 |
| #327 | carob chunk noodles | 5 |
| #161 | chorizo brownies | 13 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #645 | crazy little Turkish delight | 7 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #537 | dwarf bread | 7 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #167 | flaming crutch | 56 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #119 | frozen Mob Penguin | 20 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #397 | ga-ga radio | 4 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #307 | green candy heart | 78 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #443 | herb brownies | 42 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #329 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 11 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #199 | lavender candy heart | 152 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #434 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #241 | orange candy heart | 171 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #118 | papaya taco | 17 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #230 | pink candy heart | 138 |
| #388 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #436 | ram horns | 3 |
| #395 | ram stick | 4 |
| #137 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #773 | roll of toilet paper | 78 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #326 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 17 |
| #858 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #284 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 2 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1114 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #353 | string of blue beads | 32 |
| #403 | string of green beads | 29 |
| #351 | string of red beads | 31 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2523 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2017 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2306 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2286 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2284 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #2011 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #180 | tofu casserole | 9 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #421 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 6 |
| #223 | white candy heart | 156 |
| #312 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 7 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #298 | yellow candy heart | 145 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |