| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2264 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #23 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥉 | Item #13 | 1 |
| #13 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1,015 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5939 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #105 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #137 | dense meat stack | 10,103 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #478 | green beer | 27 |
| #2197 | grue egg | 10 |
| 🥈 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 678,570 |
| #892 | ice-cold Willer | 21 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #541 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6145 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2536 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4012 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #362 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |