| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #60 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 12 |
| #308 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 12 |
| #192 | Feynman gate | 61 |
| #111 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 82 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #101 | astronaut pants | 82 |
| #2034 | badass belt | 26 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #858 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #37 | can of Binarrrca | 250 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #191 | capacitor relay | 64 |
| #261 | carbon nanotube frame | 50 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #928 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #930 | giant discarded plastic fork | 9 |
| #343 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 13 |
| #1913 | grue egg | 12 |
| #34 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 87 |
| #269 | incredibly creepy marionette | 11 |
| #218 | logic synthesizer | 58 |
| #310 | lucky rabbit's foot | 21 |
| #276 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 11 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #955 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #352 | pants of the Slug Lord | 11 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #817 | shiny ring | 29 |
| #2405 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3471 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #3609 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2811 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #1467 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3888 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #4008 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
| #97 | toy jet pack | 82 |
| #122 | toy ray gun | 82 |
| #211 | worthless gewgaw | 37 |