| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #322 | lewd playing card | 8 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #234 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |