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| #940 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #260 | Hell ramen | 13 |
| #231 | Knob stuffed shells | 4 |
| #781 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 9 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #285 | Mohawk wig | 39 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #524 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 20 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #1063 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #737 | astronaut pants | 10 |
| #278 | bätzle | 2 |
| #323 | bag of airline peanuts | 93 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #758 | baseball | 2 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #557 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 4 |
| #463 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
| #5008 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #1337 | brick | 16 |
| #668 | bubbly potion | 6 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #384 | candy stake | 15 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | clockwork trench coat | 161 |
| #843 | clown hammer | 27 |
| #1021 | coconut shell | 5 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #850 | defective skull | 17 |
| #390 | delicious noodles | 2 |
| #825 | dry noodles | 11 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1085 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1101 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #436 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 2 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #342 | glowing red eye | 46 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #743 | green snowcone | 2 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #459 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 4 |
| #1093 | jazz soap | 15 |
| #331 | joybuzzer | 91 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #1205 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #1059 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 17 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #397 | metallic A | 88 |
| #576 | milky potion | 10 |
| #91 | mugcake | 150 |
| #548 | murky potion | 10 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #283 | oversized pizza cutter | 26 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #990 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 14 |
| #1081 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 17 |
| #442 | phonics down | 134 |
| #505 | pink pony | 2 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #1383 | pretty flower | 7 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #251 | ratini | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #552 | red pixel potion | 3 |
| #304 | ridiculously huge sword | 45 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1059 | rubber emo roe | 20 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #437 | scroll of drastic healing | 134 |
| #862 | scrumptious reagent | 8 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #178 | slip 'n' slide | 10 |
| #501 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 202 |
| #185 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 5 |
| #632 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #185 | stinky hi mein | 2 |
| #474 | super-spiky hair gel | 136 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #609 | ten-leaf clover | 11 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #539 | tiny house | 267 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #293 | titanium assault umbrella | 36 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #324 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #434 | toothsome rock | 24 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #642 | toy jet pack | 11 |
| #814 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #761 | toy space helmet | 10 |
| #132 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #442 | wang | 2 |
| #1125 | whoopie cushion | 17 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #972 | x-ray specs | 10 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #355 | yellow snowcone | 96 |