| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #3372 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1205 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1721 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #2119 | yellow snowcone | 1 |