| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #609 | Feynman gate | 15 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #72 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 110 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #84 | asparagus lo mein | 3 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #50 | astronaut pants | 137 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #49 | chakra malt | 10 |
| #20 | chakra-mental wine | 83 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #162 | evil teddy bear | 97 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #582 | fancy dress ball | 21 |
| #975 | fire | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #17 | hambrosier | 77 |
| #47 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 66 |
| #135 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 30 |
| #43 | incredibly creepy marionette | 47 |
| #362 | killer rag doll | 9 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #446 | logic synthesizer | 23 |
| #407 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 9 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #398 | possessed top | 14 |
| #20 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 2 |
| #55 | prehistoric spear | 51 |
| #457 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 19 |
| #270 | recursive spline reticulator | 12 |
| #748 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #804 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #269 | spooky felt | 38 |
| #259 | spooky length of string | 48 |
| #625 | spooky stuffing | 9 |
| #349 | spooky toy wheel | 14 |
| #166 | spooky wooden block | 45 |
| #469 | stick | 5 |
| #553 | stick-on-a-string | 7 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #511 | sub-molecular interocitor | 5 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #168 | toy crazy train | 58 |
| #58 | toy jet pack | 115 |
| #351 | toy mercenary | 21 |
| #70 | toy ray gun | 134 |
| #60 | toy space helmet | 126 |
| #220 | tree-eating kite | 167 |
| #337 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 33 |
| #649 | wheel | 5 |
| #119 | yo | 70 |