| #559 | Crimboween memo | 19 |
| #942 | Daffy Taffy | 26 |
| #1392 | Imp Ale | 17 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #474 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #973 | abominable snowcone | 5 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1382 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #870 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1035 | bottle of tequila | 5 |
| #967 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #228 | calle de miel | 7 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #1176 | disco ball | 9 |
| #1159 | disco mask | 7 |
| #652 | disturbing fanfic | 102 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #923 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #51 | frigid ninja stars | 1,000 |
| #487 | gingerbread bugbear | 49 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #213 | handful of hand chalk | 199 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1252 | helmet turtle | 9 |
| #1544 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #1204 | ice-cold Willer | 8 |
| #592 | ice-cold fotie | 22 |
| #752 | ice-cold six-pack | 5 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #847 | mariachi pants | 8 |
| #904 | meat paste | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #125 | ocean motion | 20 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #763 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #592 | purple snowcone | 9 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #736 | red snowcone | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #733 | salty dog | 2 |
| #271 | saucepan | 214 |
| #986 | seal-clubbing club | 11 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #340 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #527 | spooky shrunken head | 11 |
| #382 | spooky stick | 22 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 98 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1579 | yellow snowcone | 6 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |