| #638 | Amulet of Yendor | 27 |
| #1171 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #764 | bag of airline peanuts | 36 |
| #90 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 12 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3448 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #1358 | clown hammer | 7 |
| #45 | deck of tropical cards | 7 |
| #455 | defective skull | 49 |
| #145 | evil teddy bear | 109 |
| #434 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 68 |
| #965 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #1064 | fake hand | 13 |
| #526 | fancy dress ball | 24 |
| #356 | fire | 16 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #419 | jazz soap | 71 |
| #466 | joybuzzer | 66 |
| #615 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #638 | pet rock | 12 |
| #755 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 26 |
| #727 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 38 |
| #783 | possessed top | 7 |
| #290 | prehistoric spear | 13 |
| #93 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 101 |
| #438 | rubber emo roe | 74 |
| #88 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 13 |
| #34 | stick-on-a-string | 74 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #175 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #26 | toothsome rock | 247 |
| #104 | toy crazy train | 95 |
| #70 | toy mercenary | 87 |
| #116 | tree-eating kite | 294 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #378 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 29 |
| #12 | wheel | 105 |
| #464 | whoopie cushion | 71 |
| #484 | wind-up chattering teeth | 66 |
| #748 | x-ray specs | 19 |
| #815 | yellow snowcone | 38 |
| #44 | yo | 166 |