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| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #49 | a little sump'm sump'm | 134 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #870 | bloody beer | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #813 | bottle of gin | 9 |
| #888 | bottle of rum | 18 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #173 | bottle of tequila | 214 |
| #124 | bottle of vodka | 304 |
| #615 | bottle of whiskey | 36 |
| #138 | boxed wine | 289 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #265 | cherry | 17 |
| #14 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 19 |
| #480 | club necklace | 14 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #134 | cranberries | 284 |
| #463 | diamond necklace | 14 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #256 | grapefruit | 31 |
| #48 | grapes | 435 |
| #361 | grog | 3 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #85 | ice-cold Willer | 1,104 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #115 | lemon | 828 |
| #200 | lime | 70 |
| #399 | little paper umbrella | 138 |
| #277 | magical ice cubes | 189 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #140 | margarita | 18 |
| #143 | martini | 37 |
| #65 | monkey wrench | 52 |
| #10 | old-fashioned | 214 |
| #157 | olive | 132 |
| #206 | orange | 161 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #114 | papaya | 380 |
| #68 | papaya sling | 30 |
| #167 | papaya slung | 11 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #337 | rum and cola | 5 |
| #23 | salty dog | 10,152 |
| #194 | salty slug | 9 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #36 | screwdriver | 197 |
| #131 | shot of flower schnapps | 8 |
| #119 | slug of rum | 9 |
| #114 | slug of shochu | 8 |
| #124 | slug of vodka | 5 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #179 | strawberry | 152 |
| #188 | strawberry daiquiri | 22 |
| #49 | strawberry wine | 68 |
| #1712 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #1704 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #2821 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1237 | stuffed key | 30 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #1863 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1713 | stuffed teddy butler | 18 |
| #1904 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #1292 | stuffed treasure chest | 28 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #88 | tequila sunrise | 30 |
| #13 | time helmet | 2 |
| #13 | time trousers | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #216 | tomato | 260 |
| #483 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #296 | vodka and cranberry | 7 |
| #34 | vodka martini | 224 |
| #220 | whiskey and cola | 10 |
| #46 | whiskey and soda | 30 |
| #25 | whiskey sour | 161 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #42 | wine spritzer | 30 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |