| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #859 | baconstone | 9 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3446 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #53 | plexiglass pith helmet | 5 |
| #448 | porquoise | 17 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |