| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1204 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #548 | black snowcone | 4 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| #543 | blue snowcone | 9 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #572 | can of Red Minotaur | 5 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #165 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #350 | coffin lid | 3 |
| #87 | cool mushroom wine | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #604 | green snowcone | 5 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #50 | lucky ball-and-chain | 3 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #530 | mariachi G-string | 3 |
| #445 | meat from yesterday | 3 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #361 | mugcake | 5 |
| #27 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 3 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #676 | orange snowcone | 4 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #14 | pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #553 | red snowcone | 9 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #30 | sack of doorknobs | 9 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #174 | shaving cream | 3 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #501 | spork | 2 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #483 | ten-leaf clover | 21 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #353 | wang | 4 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |