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| #867 | 8-ball | 16 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #485 | Knob Goblin steroids | 12 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
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| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
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| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2052 | brick | 4 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #354 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #357 | fat stacks of cash | 26 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #428 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #1015 | green beer | 9 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #102 | herbs | 420 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #326 | line | 200 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
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| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #647 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #35 | portable corkscrew | 100 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #55 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |