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| #863 | 8-ball | 16 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #483 | Knob Goblin steroids | 12 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #212 | big rock | 5 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #352 | fat stacks of cash | 26 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #426 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #1014 | green beer | 9 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #100 | herbs | 420 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #327 | line | 200 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #644 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #35 | portable corkscrew | 100 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #55 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |