| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Avoid Scams | 555,555 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #607 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #126 | resolution: be wealthier | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | status cymbal | 50 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |