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| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |