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| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
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| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #63 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
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| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
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| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |